would have been twins if there was a cock around.

would have been twins if there was a cock around.



Brooklyn Hipster Chicks

My new recurring series on Frontier Psychiatrist. Check it out and see how the ladies came to live with us.



they did it again!

Tuesday, Potpie got General Tso in on the act. They broke out of the chicken run, hightailed it for the daylillies and both laid eggs.

Total # of eggs laid:6



twofer: in the lillies, June 7

twofer: in the lillies, June 7



Potpie conspires with the Easter Bunny to give us a little egg hunt.

Potpie conspires with the Easter Bunny to give us a little egg hunt.



COOP-WATCH

The coop has been shipped and is en-route via FedEx. Estimated delivery date: Friday.



egg hunt

We were sure Potpie had flown the coop. Within view, only General Tso stalked the yard, clucking and pecking at our vegetable plants (bad chicken!). Potpie had flown the coop before- the literal coop - when Will forgot to put the top back on. Perhaps she was smart and coordinated enough to fly up and over the fence into a neighboring yard.

We looked everywhere, cursing ourselves for letting the chickens out unsupervised. We checked every leafy plant and behind every stack of supplies. Nothing.

I started composing “missing chicken” flyer copy in my head, wondering what our neighbors would think. Would we need to provide a reward? Get a new chicken after just completing our epic Facebook-naming contest? And just as I was placing General Tso back in her cage (cannot afford to lose two chickens!), I heard the loudest, most cliche barnyard chicken noise ever. The day Lilly plant began to shake and she emerged from deep within the leaves. I swiftly returned her to the coop, but returned to the plant with suspicion. I was correct. There at the bottom of a tangle of leaves was an egg!

Crap. They are supposed to lay in their nesting box, not all around the yard Easter egg hunt-style.

We have the naughtiest chickens in Brooklyn.

# of eggs today: 2
Total # back yard eggs: 4



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Do chickens have memories?



Is that even legal?
Yes. But no roosters. Only hens.